Chumlie
12-25-2005, 05:33 AM
http://www.utterpants.co.uk/images/santacums.jpgHard on the heels of our report that high street stores have sacked hundreds of Santas over fears of a festive feeding frenzy of instore kiddie-fiddling, we are delighted to reveal that the Big Fella himself has promised to come twice this Christmas  or possibly even more