I am officially the man

[JAGeThisisnot]

Guess who I met today? I'll give you a hint, it's internet pornstar Heather of ideepthroat.com. My brother came back to visit for three weeks and brought his friend up for a week of it. His friend is married to the woman and she came up for a while. My brother's friend showed me the site and everything. INTERNET PORN!!!!

[Pimpy]

Photos or I dont believe you.

OMG OMG gUESS! what!! I met Kate from kate's playground!

Its really simple as that.

[JAGeBoyle]

I belive him.

[JAGeThisisnot]

I'd take photos but I don't own a camera. I would have but Spinner refused to sell me his that he got at project graduation. What an ass.

[JAGekillerclown]

what your cellphone dont have a camera

[Cass]

gasp! no camera on ur cell? what a pity

[Wookie]

I could believe him too. Seeing how she is a random girl from a random porn site .. lol.

[JAGeBoyle]

there aint nothing random about her skills. Trust me I live in the real world and that talent she has is very hard to come by.

[Wookie]

Luckily, most women have more self-respect than that. If all women had as much sex as those women do, it wouldn't be as close as profitable as it is now.

[JAGeBoyle]

Well im talking about her lack of *reflex*. Not the other stuff. Although I cant say much bad about her considering she does it only with her husband so she isnt exactly a porn star but a home video star. I guess.

[JAGeConvict]

porn is bad for the brain

[NoLimit]

Porn > Convicts brain

no gag reflex FTW

EH BOYIEE?

[Cass]

i'd tap it

[JAGeRedfield]

ROFL nice just find a way to get a pic of her on here and I'll ask Biz about it since he knows all about internet pornsites.

[JAGePHISH]

i considderd scott to already be the man. this makes it even more official than before? or is brian johnson not the man in training anymore?

[JAGeThisisnot]

I actually left the job to brian. consider me like the man in another area code now phish.