Learn Chinese in 5 Mins

[JAGeShadow -=X=-]

Here's Sum Ting Fun Knee

Read These Out Loud

(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift
(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat


Are you hiding a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Fuk

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King

You are not very bright
Yu So Dum

I got this for free
Ai No Pei

I am not guilty!
Wai Hang Mi?

Please stay a while longer
Wai Go Nao?

They have arrived
Hai Dei Kum.

Stay out of sight
Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Sing Ka.

Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

I thought you were on a diet?
Wai Yu Mun Ching?


Congratulations ! You have Learned Chinese in 5 mins.

[JAGeHomey]

nobody wants to learn your retard chinese, if you wanna learn chinese, take time to learn it. but seriously, half the things here make no sense.

[JAGeGodfather]

lol no sense of humor. it's hilarious

[Ace]

most of them make sense, they are funny :)

[JAGeShadow -=X=-]

yes they do... u need a iq level of over 90 to understand it :P
and 90 is pretty dumb :(

[JAGeBizzaro]

How can you not think this is funny? I cracked up laughing & almost pissed myself it was so funny...

[JAGeScimitar]

It was indeed hilarious. I laughed for awhile and ive been in a bad mood today. It brightened my night.

[SkyLiNe]

rofl i think i will speak chinese from now at work lol

those lines cracked me up

[JAGeShadow -=X=-]

hahah Hope u guys enjoy it :D

[JAGeAdam]

Saw these about 4 months ago at a diff site. still funny.

[Neil]

Hehehe. Yu Stin Ki Pu. Nice shadow :D

[JAGeBoyle]

Ai Bang adum mai

Yo I learned Chinese ftw

[JAGeGodfather]

wtf is that boyle? i can't figure it out

[JAGeShadow -=X=-]

neither can i..
lol
at least mine is funnier...

and adam.. i had this for like.. 2 years now

[JAGeGodfather]

haha yay im not the only person who didn't understand boyles!! now u can't think im stupid!

[Fanlaen]

O Hai Lay Lo Tao
O Yao Tai Chu Chu

You Maow Chu Chu

Laylomo bompaow



I just said... Im your father, I have a big penis, You have no penis, Your mother is a bitch.

[JAGeGodfather]

but they don't go with shadows. we want fake chinese, not the real one

[JAGeHomey]

yes they do... u need a iq level of over 90 to understand it :P
and 90 is pretty dumb :(


i'm chinese, and if i say they dont make sense, it doesn't make sense.

[JAGeGodfather]

it's supposed to be funny, not literal.

[JAGeHomey]

but it makes no sense :(

[JAGeShadow -=X=-]

Dude... u know what's funny
i'm chinese too dude...
i'm cantonese....
even I find this funny...
say it in ENGLISH.. OUT LOUD... it's funnny....

i dun get how u dun find it funny.. to me... it's just like... Jokes...

[JAGe-Jae]

but it makes no sense :(

Sigh let us explain it to you...

For example:

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan? ---> WHY YOU SO TANNED?

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni ---> TINY PONY

Stay out of sight
Lei Lo ---> LAY LOW

He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Sing Ka. ---> WASHING CAR

I thought you were on a diet?
Wai Yu Mun Ching? ---> WHY U MUNCHING?

Are you hiding a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding? ---> WHO YOU HIDING?

And this one is for you.... no offense.

You are not very bright
Yu So Dum --> YOU SO DUMB

[JAGeGodfather]

lol ya and shadow is not only chinese, he's canasian(canadian and chinese for the slow ones)

[JAGeHomey]

i'm canadian and cantonese too stuuuupid :L

[JAGeGodfather]

just wondering what cantonese is

[JAGeShadow -=X=-]

Cantonese is a different language of chinese....
chinese is 2 differnt languages
1) Cantonese
2) Mandarin

and i'm canadian too...
Toronto... i dunno... me and my brother found it funny.. it's hilarious...

if u understood it :P



and jae it's

Stupid Man
Dum Fuk --- > You get the point.

[JaGeStang]

o wow...lol it took me a second on the first one then i was started busting out laughing. Hahaha nice nice. Good times. Haven't heard those in awhile.

[negativespace99]

i feel educated. please ignore me, I just wanted to use the arcade.

[JAGeShadow -=X=-]

Roflmao....
This stuff is jokes

[SkyLiNe]

shadow teach us some more :)

[JAGeGodfather]

u r gai
translation: you are gay

[JAGeShadow -=X=-]

kinda funny?? not really.. lol

i'll try to think of some stuff up... hahah... i haven't read about this stuff in a while

[JAGekillerclown]

oh that some funny shit.

[JAGeA.I.B.]

how about...

you lost the fight
ug ot nocked da fuk out!

not funny ha!! any way only tryed 2 test my sign!!

[JAGeSubit]

I say me, homey, all the kids from canada, and shadow meet up and have a fight. but you can only speak stuff that sounds like chinese FTW.

[JAGeA.I.B.]

then i burst in with mah AK

[JAGeMleen]

Those were great Shadow, I got a good laugh out of them.

[JAGeReDdEviL]

i though it was @#$%ing halareous

[Nemesis]

chinese sminese i can learn chinese in 2 seconds...don't know where i'm goin with this so i'm stopping now

[JAGeGodfather]

noobs ftl...

[JAGeDurf]

LAOZ ED GOLL
lowzy egg roll
i unno best i got lmao
-DA FLY(DURFY)

[JAGe_GRudge]

china has the best rice i never got the chance to try there rice danm :-/

[Pimpy]

omfg ! this is 4 months old..

[JAGeuhuh]

yo it was funny, well i'm off to learn japanese now

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

wow

that was the most random post ive ever read

haha and this thing is like a year old =P

[JAGeHomey]

yo it was funny, well i'm off to learn japanese now

what does japanese have anything to do with this post?

[JAGeGodfather]

wow, bringing up a dead post, again

[JAGeHomey]

wow, bringing up a dead post, again


I didn't bring it up, I just continued it.

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

which technically is bringing up a dead post...

[JAGeWormed]

Wahahahaha I Learned Chinese Whahah

[JAGeHomey]

which technically is bringing up a dead post...

Look who's talking smartass forumwhore.

[JAGeDurf]

Learn Japanese.
Ohayo = Good Morning
-DURFY

[JAGeWormed]

this is chinese. not japanese, GET IT RIGHT FOO'

[JAGeDurf]

chow chow chica chinese
-DURFY

[JAGeKooru]

bah... that's dumb

[JAGeDurf]

bah... that's dumb

Sumimasen = Sorry
Arigato = thank you
Arigato Goziamasu = Thank you very much
sayonara = goodbye
konichiwa = hello
konbanwa = good evening
itadekimasu = yummy!
-durfy

[JAGeReaver]

Onegai - please
Ohio (not spelled right) - good morning
Neko - Cat


way to post in a dead thread durf

[JAGeDurf]

Onegai - please
Ohio (not spelled right) - good morning
Neko - Cat


way to post in a dead thread durf
Arigato Reaver San
-durfy