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JAGeCiser
12-01-2005, 11:25 PM
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/colon.html

i need not say more

JAGeScimitar
12-01-2005, 11:36 PM
I read the title and stoped there i need not read more lol. Im sure if i continued id just hurt myself laughing.

JAGeCiser
12-02-2005, 12:03 AM
trust me you want to read it. if u thought the title was funny u have no idea

JaG-Farside
12-02-2005, 08:43 AM
Just... um... Yeah.. Iowa explains it all.

JAGeAdam
12-02-2005, 10:08 AM
LMFAO READ THIS

Fortunately for us, most of these demons that escape find themselves in the water (and drown because the New Testament teaches that demons, like black people, can’t swim or they turn up in some godforsaken Arab country where everyone is damned anyway so they can’t do much harm.


God is still working on Hell, folks. Frankly, He never guessed there would be so many Asians, and since every one of those sneaky folks is sent to Hell (do NOT pass Go), the place is more packed than one of them rafts from Cuba

JAGeBizzaro
12-02-2005, 11:21 AM
The site is blocked on my school computers xD.. but I was looking at it at home... lmfao...