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JAGeKooru
04-02-2007, 09:50 PM
Okay so today I got asked about 27 fuckin times "Dude, what's wrong with your eye?!?"

Allrighty lets tarintino this bitch back to Saturday Night. So I am dropping off my brother to his friend's house and I get out of the car and I notice he turns off the dash light really quick and stays in. I look up and there's a 6'2'', lanky, black dude staring me down.

He starts yellin at me in jive which I miss half of what he said cause the madder he got from me not answering the higher his voice pitch got. I looked at him finally and said, "Listen I don't wanna cause any trouble, my brother will pay you the money back," (the one part I did catch is that my bro owed this kid some money) and I continued, "but you'll have to wait. Now, I'm not in a very good mood and there happens to be a metal little slugger baseball bat in my trunk so I am not afraid to crack---"

This kid sucker punches me in the eye and fall down on my knee. I stand back up and he says, "What the fuck you gonna do bout it bitch?"

"Well I imagine I'll pull my knife in my back pocket out..." And I reached into my back pocket, but real quickly with my other hand I tossed my cup up in the air I was holding. Dumbass made the mistake of following the cup with his eyes and as soon as his chin reached the peak of his head movement, I rocked this kid's adam's apple like you wouldn't believe. Tears welled up and he falls to ground makin some weird gasping/coughing/weezing sound. It's at this point I realize that everyone in the neighborhood is watching me so I casually jump in my car and speed off.

Morale of the story: I can take shit up to my ears from other people, but the second a friend or family member is involved or threatened is when I get serious.

Anyway just thought everyone would appreciate my new forumon card ability when I make it. Something like... Bruise Windpipe: Kooru bruises enemy forumon's wind-pipe for 40 damage and enemy forumon is incapacitated for 2 turns. Kooru takes 20 damage from black eye and for each enemy forumon in play he takes -10 damage for laughter at black eye.

Something like that Iono... Anyway I'll work on those cards weds. Tomorrow I'll literally be at school till 6 then I got therapy at 8 so I won't have a moment's peace til 10 ish.

Laterz!

JAGeReaver
04-02-2007, 10:03 PM
Therapy for what....

why did i read this again we were just talking about it!

JAGeDurf
04-02-2007, 10:03 PM
rofl awesome. I'd have got in my car and ran over that bastards legs. bet he wouldn't stand up to u then huh?
-durfy

JAGeKooru
04-02-2007, 10:33 PM
Therapy for what....
Anger Management/Emotional Management/Medication Management...

:D

Infinity
04-03-2007, 01:39 AM
pwned......

JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald
04-03-2007, 06:12 AM
Anger Management/Emotional Management/Medication Management...

:D

O rLy? cause by the sounds of that story, it doesnt sound like you need therapy at all!

JAGeGiacJr
04-03-2007, 07:35 AM
Post of the month.

JAGeKooru
04-03-2007, 07:51 PM
I feel special ^_^

JAGeGodfather
04-03-2007, 08:41 PM
Lol, that's some funny crap. Good looking out for your brother Cole.

JAGeKooru
04-03-2007, 09:23 PM
Blood is thicker then water... it also tastes stranger then water but thats another story entirely

JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald
04-04-2007, 06:16 AM
........kill yourself

JAGeKooru
04-05-2007, 09:42 AM
oh that was you that walked on me and your mom... jesus im sooo sorry I ruined your bed sheets...