JAGeKooru
04-02-2007, 09:50 PM
Okay so today I got asked about 27 fuckin times "Dude, what's wrong with your eye?!?"
Allrighty lets tarintino this bitch back to Saturday Night. So I am dropping off my brother to his friend's house and I get out of the car and I notice he turns off the dash light really quick and stays in. I look up and there's a 6'2'', lanky, black dude staring me down.
He starts yellin at me in jive which I miss half of what he said cause the madder he got from me not answering the higher his voice pitch got. I looked at him finally and said, "Listen I don't wanna cause any trouble, my brother will pay you the money back," (the one part I did catch is that my bro owed this kid some money) and I continued, "but you'll have to wait. Now, I'm not in a very good mood and there happens to be a metal little slugger baseball bat in my trunk so I am not afraid to crack---"
This kid sucker punches me in the eye and fall down on my knee. I stand back up and he says, "What the fuck you gonna do bout it bitch?"
"Well I imagine I'll pull my knife in my back pocket out..." And I reached into my back pocket, but real quickly with my other hand I tossed my cup up in the air I was holding. Dumbass made the mistake of following the cup with his eyes and as soon as his chin reached the peak of his head movement, I rocked this kid's adam's apple like you wouldn't believe. Tears welled up and he falls to ground makin some weird gasping/coughing/weezing sound. It's at this point I realize that everyone in the neighborhood is watching me so I casually jump in my car and speed off.
Morale of the story: I can take shit up to my ears from other people, but the second a friend or family member is involved or threatened is when I get serious.
Anyway just thought everyone would appreciate my new forumon card ability when I make it. Something like... Bruise Windpipe: Kooru bruises enemy forumon's wind-pipe for 40 damage and enemy forumon is incapacitated for 2 turns. Kooru takes 20 damage from black eye and for each enemy forumon in play he takes -10 damage for laughter at black eye.
Something like that Iono... Anyway I'll work on those cards weds. Tomorrow I'll literally be at school till 6 then I got therapy at 8 so I won't have a moment's peace til 10 ish.
Laterz!
Allrighty lets tarintino this bitch back to Saturday Night. So I am dropping off my brother to his friend's house and I get out of the car and I notice he turns off the dash light really quick and stays in. I look up and there's a 6'2'', lanky, black dude staring me down.
He starts yellin at me in jive which I miss half of what he said cause the madder he got from me not answering the higher his voice pitch got. I looked at him finally and said, "Listen I don't wanna cause any trouble, my brother will pay you the money back," (the one part I did catch is that my bro owed this kid some money) and I continued, "but you'll have to wait. Now, I'm not in a very good mood and there happens to be a metal little slugger baseball bat in my trunk so I am not afraid to crack---"
This kid sucker punches me in the eye and fall down on my knee. I stand back up and he says, "What the fuck you gonna do bout it bitch?"
"Well I imagine I'll pull my knife in my back pocket out..." And I reached into my back pocket, but real quickly with my other hand I tossed my cup up in the air I was holding. Dumbass made the mistake of following the cup with his eyes and as soon as his chin reached the peak of his head movement, I rocked this kid's adam's apple like you wouldn't believe. Tears welled up and he falls to ground makin some weird gasping/coughing/weezing sound. It's at this point I realize that everyone in the neighborhood is watching me so I casually jump in my car and speed off.
Morale of the story: I can take shit up to my ears from other people, but the second a friend or family member is involved or threatened is when I get serious.
Anyway just thought everyone would appreciate my new forumon card ability when I make it. Something like... Bruise Windpipe: Kooru bruises enemy forumon's wind-pipe for 40 damage and enemy forumon is incapacitated for 2 turns. Kooru takes 20 damage from black eye and for each enemy forumon in play he takes -10 damage for laughter at black eye.
Something like that Iono... Anyway I'll work on those cards weds. Tomorrow I'll literally be at school till 6 then I got therapy at 8 so I won't have a moment's peace til 10 ish.
Laterz!