WoW Competence

[JAGe-asphyxia]

oi,

this is another story i wanted to share from another forum, and after the last one, im kind of leery of posting another one. i didnt think this was considered spamming but if it is i'd be glad to just not post :-\


asphyxia


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(note, I'm a hunter)

Warrior: Can you heal for us in SM?
Me: I can't heal anything other than my pet.
Warrior: But I've seen hunters heal before
Me: Right, the spell is called "heal pet", we can only heal something if it is our pet
Warrior: oh, ok, thats fine.
(invites me)
Upon accepting the invitation, the group already had 2 shamans in it. more than enough to heal.
[Party] Warrior: OK, how do I become your pet?
[Party] Me: uh.. type /console reloadui pokute, dont worry if you get an error box afterwards
[Party] Warrior: OK, done, so you can heal me now?
Shaman whispers: wtf
You whisper to shaman: uhhh haha i dont think he knows shamans can heal

A while later the party is really rocking SM, we've killed herod without wiping and just finished whitemane..

[Party] Warrior: OK, how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: haha.. me and the shamans have been laughing about this for like an hour, dude - you never were my pet, they were healing you the whole time
[Party] Warrior: what do you mean, how did you give me orders if i wasnt your pet
[Party] Me: orders?
[Party] Warrior: i got this big red arrow over monsters sometimes, that was you telling me to attack it, right?
[Party] Me: yeah, but, uhh i can do that to anyone
[Party] Warrior: yeah, so how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: ...
[Party] Shaman: sucker, you're his pet forever now.. i cant believe you would fall for that noob
[Party] Warrior: WTF im reporting you
(warrior hearthstones)

Warrior whispers: why would u do that to someone and scam them like that just release me from being ur pet plz
You whisper to Warrior: Sorry, you're my pet forever now. nothing i can do about it
Warrior whispers: im going to report you to a gm
You whisper to Warrior: I order you not to, pet
Warrior whispers: /counsel reload Warriorname, right?
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to remain my pet, pet
Warrior whispers: f u
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to stop whispering me
Warrior is ignoring you.
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[JAGeCyBeR_PhEnE]

rofl that is great that really made me laugh

[JAGeBoyle]

lol haha thats funny.... Post more this isnt close to spam this is entertaining. Post everything you want to.

[JAGeZerker]

BUAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAH....

hey ill give you 3g if i can be your pet

hunters=UBER heals

[JAGeGodfather]

haha the guy looks like he's a dumbass

[JAGeFamine]

OMFG HUNTERS CAN HEAL?!?!? NERF HUNTERS!!! heheheheh dats funny

[Fanlaen]

Rofl becoming someones pet, lol.

[JAGeAkurei]

While you can't become someone's pet. You can put bestial wrath on other players teehee. And wow that was a dumb warrior.

[JaGeStang]

Wow... i played WoW from the time that it came out till like 3 months ago on Shadow Moon. I was in a guild that was rocking and just took down Nefarion, but anyway, you would be amazed at how many stupid people there are. Has anyone heard of the," I put on my robe and wizard hat," stuff? lol it's hilarious. I'll see if i can't find the link if you want.

[JAGeBryar]

"I order you not to pet"

That line had me rolling.

[JAGeDawn716]

Thats classic. Some people's children.