Never Ending Story

[JAGeKooru]

In which they proceeded

[JAGeReaver]

to go to the...

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

jiffy lube to get their tires fixed, and then when they got there...

[JAGeGodfather]

they got something else fixed, so they walked home all...

[JAGeRiec]

not together like and more like in pieces, so then they...

[JAGeReaver]

went to mcdonalds to go pick up some...

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

anal lube cause they were gonna have a wild party that night and didn't want any one to be sore, so they went home and...

[JAGeGodfather]

called up chase since he likes stuff like that and raped him to death, after that

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

i woke from the dead and raped him back, then we...

[JAGeGodfather]

went to go eat some greasy...

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

arby's so i got up and went to arby's when some lady said...

[JAGeGodfather]

"Do you want some" and he's like, want some...

[JAGeKooru]

Umm wasn't this about how Ahrnold and Bush were the only two people surviving Armageddon... *Shakes heads* what ever

Story contribution: "What?" cause he was so burnt out he didn't know what to think as he...

[JAGeChevo]

rubed his ass! and look outside and

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

saw george w bush jr having sex with a goat when he exclaimed

[JAGeChevo]

oh baby oh baby now you do me and put

[JAGeGodfather]

your freakishly small...

[JAGeRedfield]

Candy cane near

[JAGeKooru]

my tra-la-la

[JAGeRiec]

which happened to be made of origami and so

[JAGeGodfather]

they started unfolding and...

[JAGeRedfield]

it melted...

[JAGeKooru]

down to gold

[JAGeGodfather]

so they used the gold to buy

[JAGeKooru]

swedish penis pumps

[JAGeHallow]

to pump their penis

[JAGeGodfather]

but then their dicks exploded and...

[JAGeKooru]

they sobbed like little girls as they...

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

put peanut butter in their poopers until...

[JAGeKooru]

their sphinctors herniated (sp? on both words)

[JAGeHallow]

and went to their corners and started cutting

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

up bagel's cause they were hungry

[JAGeHallow]

and put peanut butter nd jelly on them

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

and crammed them in their asshole's

[JAGeHallow]

and then got gay whores to anally fuck em

[JAGeGodfather]

and then came hallow! the end.

[JAGeHallow]

and got a chainsaw and killed em all
includin gfather

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

except lee harvey oswald cause he pulled out an awp and noscoped him in the face

[JAGeHallow]

but hallow revived and killed gfather again

[JAGeKooru]

(is it just me or does this not make sense, everyone on earth except arnold and bush were supposed to be dead now ppl are poppin out of wholes everywhere...???)

then col. mayfield jumped off of a box and knifed lee harvey in the eye

[JAGeRiec]

then everyone went to papa ginos and ordered...

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

for cole to be shot in the eye with spoooooooge and then

[JAGeKooru]

zombie cole proceeded to skull fuck lee harvey's corpse in the awp hole ^_^

[JAGeGodfather]

and then godfather revived, revived hallow with him, and killed everyone here so they can't come back. Then gfatha gave hallow asia while gfatha took the rest.

[JAGeKooru]

(you killed me asshole?!?)

god smited both godfather and hallow. hallow for being a dick and godfather for being a sand monkey

[JAGeGodfather]

then cole died because he was too gay. so then, after everyone but cole revived...

[JAGeHallow]

and hallow still rules asia

[JAGeGodfather]

then one day, there was a little kid walking around in the forest when suddenly...

[JAGeKooru]

he ran into infinity, plowin his fields

[JAGeGodfather]

when infinity actually just jumped on real fast so people can think he's working when he's not because he's a lazy farmer...

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

and then george bush caught an awpshot in teh chest and then..

[JAGeKooru]

cheney lowered his gun when he realized that bush was no quail...

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

and then shot him again for good measure

[JAGeGodfather]

and then went and humped his body while

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

while signing a bill to make cocaine legal (ROFL) all of a sudden...

[JAGeGodfather]

you see Sean Paul coming in to make sure everything goes right, and that other drugs are accepted too :) (Some got gold and oil and diamonds - all we got is Mary J, Legalize it, time to recognize it)

[JAGeKimpel]

And Chuck Norris Delivered

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

the biggest round house kick to bush's face ever dealt before in the history of man when all of a sudden

[JAGeKimpel]

Mr. Roger came and shoved his Katana through Bush's ass all the way to his head causing juices leaked into Bush's head causing

[JAGeGodfather]

him to be stupider than he actually is

[JAGeDurf]

I Win
-durfy

[JAGeGodfather]

wrong game durf, this is the never ending story game :)

[JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald]

him to be stupider than he actually is

which was impossible until einstein invented....

[JAGeKooru]

the rectoscope which he used to...

[JAGeGodfather]

to see how small his dick was, which then caused

[JAGeKooru]

internally hemorrheging from the ears

[JAGeGiacJr]

which forced him into labour...

[JAGeSquong]

and then he wondered how the hell he got pregnant....

[JAGeReaver]

The end..

Boyle your a dirty cube

[NoLimit]

/thread

i love reaver no homo

[JAGeHaviK]

(so says the homo)

[JAGeWormed]

so says both the homos

[JAGeBloodytalon]

So says all THREE of the homos.....sry but i had to keep the chain going.


YAY COMMUNISM!!!! xD lol