View Full Version : Never Ending Story
JAGeDocJay
11-06-2005, 12:18 PM
Feel free to spam away and keep a story going here.
JAGeRedfield
11-06-2005, 03:09 PM
There was a man named Bob...
Who liked to take it in The End.....
(Bad HBX! Don't ruin the fun for everyone! :P JVTech)
JAGeReaver
11-06-2005, 10:53 PM
But one day he...
JAGeTYler
11-06-2005, 11:16 PM
punched a midget in the throat
JAGeBizzaro
11-06-2005, 11:38 PM
Then laughed like a little girl.
JAGewHo
11-07-2005, 01:02 AM
But then one day...
JAGeGunz
11-07-2005, 01:21 AM
He lost his shoe
JAGeExtant4Now
11-07-2005, 10:21 AM
because the midget stole it.
JAGeZerker
11-07-2005, 12:10 PM
so he broke the midgets neck....
JAGeScimitar
11-07-2005, 02:10 PM
with a big santa smile
JAGeExtant4Now
11-07-2005, 02:22 PM
Then a horde of midgets came
JAGeZerker
11-07-2005, 02:43 PM
and bob gets the eff outa there last time he ran into a horde of midgets.....
JAGeScimitar
11-07-2005, 02:43 PM
he lost his left testical
JAGeExtant4Now
11-07-2005, 02:57 PM
Running for his life Bob
JAGeRedfield
11-07-2005, 10:01 PM
pulled out a machine gun...
JAGeScimitar
11-08-2005, 02:38 AM
And lite up
JAGeTimmy The Turtle
11-08-2005, 11:28 PM
a giant statue of doc made of..
JAGeZerker
11-09-2005, 11:52 AM
poop....
P.S. chris wtf is on joeys head hehehehe
JAGeExtant4Now
11-09-2005, 04:56 PM
Pissed off, a midget pulls out
JAGeBizzaro
11-09-2005, 05:05 PM
what looks like a big floppy donky dick.
JAGeExtant4Now
11-09-2005, 05:22 PM
The Midget takes the artificial dildo
JAGeBizzaro
11-09-2005, 05:29 PM
And Runs around his girlfriends house breaking vases and furniture ect.. while she isnt home.
JAGeExtant4Now
11-09-2005, 05:43 PM
Because she was at BOB's house
JAGeBizzaro
11-09-2005, 05:48 PM
the night before..
JAGeExtant4Now
11-09-2005, 06:16 PM
Bob liteing up the midgets with his machine gun
JAGeTYler
11-09-2005, 06:25 PM
then bob got hungry
JAGeBizzaro
11-09-2005, 06:34 PM
and took a bite of his girlfriends hand..
JAGeExtant4Now
11-09-2005, 06:36 PM
mmmmm taste like chicken, mmmmm finger licking good.
JAGeBizzaro
11-09-2005, 06:48 PM
says bob................
JAGeScimitar
11-09-2005, 06:49 PM
While Watching....
JAGeExtant4Now
11-09-2005, 06:53 PM
porn movies
JAGeBizzaro
11-09-2005, 07:02 PM
in his mom and dads bed
JAGeReaver
11-09-2005, 08:01 PM
With a bucket of chicken and suddenly...
JAGeBizzaro
11-09-2005, 08:23 PM
A fuzzy wuzzy panda bear killed him.
JAGeReaver
11-09-2005, 08:39 PM
and frank came in to see in suprire that....
JAGeTYler
11-09-2005, 11:25 PM
then the the girl screamed like a women
because of the big donkey dick flopping on her left testicle
JAGeGodfather
11-13-2005, 05:05 AM
so she ate it
JAGeTYler
11-16-2005, 11:15 PM
then got shot in the....
JAGeGodfather
11-16-2005, 11:19 PM
mouth and she...
JAGeScimitar
11-16-2005, 11:25 PM
realized she could not die so...
JAGeGodfather
11-16-2005, 11:39 PM
she grabbed a knife and ...
JAGeAdam
11-17-2005, 12:39 PM
then pooped out her internal organs. suddenly
JAGeScimitar
11-17-2005, 05:49 PM
a Group of ninjas busted through...
with rubber ducks hanging from their ninja belts
JAGeReaver
11-17-2005, 07:47 PM
they grabed the rubber ducks and..
JAGeGodfather
11-17-2005, 08:00 PM
broke them in half and out of the blue...
JAGeShadow
11-17-2005, 08:40 PM
while screaming...
JAGeGodfather
11-17-2005, 09:01 PM
came out a big, hairy...
JAGeExtant4Now
11-18-2005, 11:11 AM
tall wookie.
JAGeAdam
11-18-2005, 01:24 PM
who farted and then
JAGeGodfather
11-18-2005, 07:18 PM
started slapping around..
SkyLiNe
11-18-2005, 07:36 PM
with food in his mouth he...
JAGeGodfather
11-18-2005, 07:55 PM
scream in horror...
JAGeShadow
11-19-2005, 12:07 AM
at the dildo which was...
JAGeGodfather
11-19-2005, 12:33 AM
boyles!!! so the guy next to him...
SkyLiNe
11-19-2005, 09:06 AM
took out his...
JAGeGodfather
11-19-2005, 01:53 PM
big ugly arm and then used it to...
SkyLiNe
11-19-2005, 03:21 PM
stick it in the.......
JAGeGodfather
11-19-2005, 03:23 PM
jar of disgusting...
SkyLiNe
11-19-2005, 03:25 PM
bloody bones in which he.....
JAGeGodfather
11-19-2005, 03:27 PM
grabbed and was about to...
stick up his rear, while..
JAGeGodfather
11-19-2005, 06:28 PM
a guy came from behind and...
JAGeHomey
11-19-2005, 07:09 PM
spanked him silly and ran away into his...
JAGeGodfather
11-19-2005, 08:29 PM
johnson!! Then, out of nowhere, came..
SkyLiNe
11-20-2005, 06:07 AM
a big ugly creature which resembled....
JAGeHomey
11-20-2005, 09:54 AM
my volkswagan that...
JAGe[P]sycho[P]athic
11-20-2005, 01:05 PM
a midget stole...
JAGeHomey
11-20-2005, 01:25 PM
and used it for...
JAGeGodfather
11-20-2005, 03:08 PM
screwing around in the backseat. then, when he was driving it across the border....
JAGe[P]sycho[P]athic
11-20-2005, 11:17 PM
he got jumped by a very horney rabbit
JAGeGodfather
11-20-2005, 11:19 PM
who was trying to have fun until...
JAGeReaver
11-20-2005, 11:32 PM
the guy wraped his arms around the rabbit then..
JAGeGodfather
11-20-2005, 11:33 PM
hugged him to death. then...
JAGeScimitar
11-21-2005, 09:45 AM
A sexy....
SkyLiNe
11-21-2005, 01:49 PM
girl dressed in a ninja out fit pulled out a...
JAGeExtant4Now
11-21-2005, 02:45 PM
A vibrater and started to
JAGePwn Sauce
11-21-2005, 02:56 PM
play with pwn sauce untill
JAGeGodfather
11-21-2005, 06:41 PM
she found out hwo pwn sauce really looks like and...
JAGeHomey
11-21-2005, 07:25 PM
bonked her head on a ...
JAGeGodfather
11-21-2005, 07:49 PM
dildo that was left from pwn. then..
JAGePwn Sauce
11-21-2005, 10:16 PM
Pwn lets Lucif3r back into vent to say wanker so we could make fun of him and laugh godfather todeath.. meanwhile in canada...
JAGeGodfather
11-21-2005, 11:20 PM
a canasian named shadow is raping little kids
JAGe[P]sycho[P]athic
11-21-2005, 11:23 PM
like godfaher, but then he got caught by
JAGeGodfather
11-21-2005, 11:26 PM
michael jackson, and had a taste of his own medicine.
SkyLiNe
11-22-2005, 07:12 AM
while having dirty thoughts in his head he wanted to........
JAGeScimitar
11-22-2005, 09:44 AM
Touch himself but...
JAGePwn Sauce
11-22-2005, 10:00 AM
he decided not to so intead he went to the the school to ...
SkyLiNe
11-22-2005, 11:16 AM
sneak up on the sexy teacher ( milf :P ) who then...
JAGeScimitar
11-22-2005, 11:17 AM
Slaped him after he touched her, suddenly.....
JAGePwn Sauce
11-22-2005, 01:38 PM
her water broke and....
JAGeExtant4Now
11-22-2005, 04:08 PM
a ooompa loompa came out.
JAGeScimitar
11-22-2005, 04:20 PM
Willie Wanka Busted in .....
JAGeGodfather
11-22-2005, 07:30 PM
and started playing wit michael. but...
JAGe[P]sycho[P]athic
11-22-2005, 07:48 PM
then a naked little kid wearing a condom walked in...
JAGeGodfather
11-22-2005, 07:58 PM
and michael threw the condom on willy wonka's head, while stealing the kid so he can give him some jesus juice and have some fun. meanwhile...
A giant penis came down and killed everyone but
SkyLiNe
11-26-2005, 05:16 PM
a brave person with very long scissors came to the rescue to....
JAGeGodfather
11-27-2005, 05:37 AM
cut those hairy pubes. then...
SkyLiNe
11-27-2005, 08:08 AM
out from the skies of heaven, a big can of gillete shaving foam came to the rescue to.....
out from the skies of heaven, a big can of gillete shaving foam came to the rescue to.....
help the other giant penis which
JAGeGodfather
11-27-2005, 01:45 PM
was getting dickslapped like crazy and was...
flying around but suddenly
JAGeTYler
11-29-2005, 07:02 PM
pooped all over
SkyLiNe
11-30-2005, 12:26 PM
with a face of disgust he quickly...
JAGeGodfather
11-30-2005, 06:57 PM
found out that it fell off, so he
Speshail_Ed
12-02-2005, 04:28 PM
found Farside sucking on it. When he tried to shake Farside off...
JAGeExtant4Now
12-02-2005, 04:37 PM
Farside stuck the dildo up his arse.
JAGeGodfather
12-03-2005, 04:23 AM
and was riding it like a horse until...
JAGeBizzaro
12-03-2005, 04:29 AM
he liked men, but
JAGeTYler
12-11-2005, 03:54 PM
hated heshes
Zavix
12-15-2005, 11:02 PM
until a thought struck him he should
JAGe-asphyxia
12-15-2005, 11:45 PM
run around naked outside
JAGeGodfather
12-16-2005, 12:11 AM
while screaming out "I'm gay!!!"
JAGe-asphyxia
12-16-2005, 10:50 AM
he felt so good for coming out of the closet that he
JAGeTYler
12-22-2005, 12:49 PM
cut his balls off
JAGeGodfather
12-22-2005, 02:59 PM
and ate his balls
JAGeScimitar
12-26-2005, 11:23 AM
But while eating them realized he could sell them for money. About 50,000 a ball is a great deal of cash
SkyLiNe
12-26-2005, 12:08 PM
so he went to the local pawn shop....... and the owner said
JAGeJusta-Killa
12-26-2005, 12:19 PM
I can definitely pwn u, get out of my shop.....
SkyLiNe
12-26-2005, 12:41 PM
so he got his samurai sword out and started to chase him when suddenly
JAGeGodfather
12-26-2005, 04:31 PM
he cut off his own balls
negativespace99
12-29-2005, 04:45 PM
:eek: please ignore me, I just wanted to use the arcade.
JAGeGodfather
12-30-2005, 10:29 PM
he cut off his own balls again
SkyLiNe
12-31-2005, 07:31 AM
the he felt like throwing them when suddenly it hit a....
JAGekillerclown
01-03-2006, 01:03 AM
a hot chick in the mouth and she smiled and said.......
JAGeScimitar
01-03-2006, 01:04 AM
these are the best tasting snails ever......
JAGeGodfather
01-03-2006, 01:19 PM
and then she puked them right into his mouth and
JAGekillerclown
01-03-2006, 03:07 PM
a bystander said thats the best tbag ive ever seened may i.
JAGeGodfather
01-03-2006, 03:08 PM
so the bystander wanted in and cut his own balls off and tried it
SkyLiNe
01-03-2006, 04:16 PM
and after tasting his own balls he spitts it in between a womans breasts, she then says
BloodBath
01-24-2006, 07:29 PM
I guess I'm winning this then... gg
JAGeGodfather
01-24-2006, 07:30 PM
dude, no, i won duh
BloodBath
01-24-2006, 07:31 PM
no you dont...
JAGeGodfather
01-24-2006, 07:32 PM
rofl dumbass
BloodBath
01-24-2006, 07:34 PM
omfg you know you like the balls.. what was is even better.. is the tiny noodle hairs that come along with it.. omfg said the chinese waiter, those aren't noodle hairs they are, ".....
JAGeGodfather
01-24-2006, 07:35 PM
ur mom's hair!!!
BloodBath
02-02-2006, 07:04 PM
"ur mom's hair!!!"...ew thats gross exclaimed the news paper boy.. he then printed out a new newspaper and delivered it to everyone.. the headline reading.....
JAGe{JoKeR}
02-28-2006, 11:45 PM
Headline :: "If smells like fish and tastes like chicken, hold your nose and keep on lickin."
JAGeGodfather
03-01-2006, 12:07 AM
the readers were disgusted by the article so they...
JAGeReaver
03-01-2006, 12:54 AM
said.........
JAGeBizzaro
03-01-2006, 12:56 AM
Poopycock!!!
JAGeGodfather
03-01-2006, 01:08 AM
and then they
JAGeMap_II
03-01-2006, 06:54 PM
Hijacked air force one and...
LeadMine
03-01-2006, 07:10 PM
And became Half the man lance armstrong is
LeadMine
03-01-2006, 07:11 PM
with a BALL more
JAGeMap_II
03-01-2006, 11:27 PM
But then Bush showed up
JAGeGodfather
03-01-2006, 11:31 PM
and tried to kill everyone wit his stupidity
Nemesis
03-06-2006, 05:39 PM
but forgot that his wife was screwin dick cheney and
JAGeGodfather
03-06-2006, 06:04 PM
and he shot her
JAGe{JoKeR}
03-06-2006, 06:24 PM
Then he pulled out his weener and went down to eat her....
Nemesis
03-06-2006, 09:43 PM
and said,"WHERE DID MY WEINER GO!?!?!??!?!?!?"
JAGeGodfather
03-06-2006, 11:01 PM
and he shot that too
Nemesis
03-06-2006, 11:29 PM
and now hes bleeding from the southern region looking for the phone to call for help
JAGeA.I.B.
03-07-2006, 11:06 AM
but the phone dont work cuz....
JAGeGodfather
03-07-2006, 01:42 PM
dick shot that too
Nemesis
03-07-2006, 01:59 PM
but dick is now being arrested for posession of 50lbs. of cocaine and taken to a fedral prison where...
JAGeGodfather
03-07-2006, 02:29 PM
all the ppl he shot were there
Nemesis
03-07-2006, 03:56 PM
now dick gets raped in the asshole 30 times and works the corner when he gets out of prison
JAGeGodfather
03-07-2006, 05:56 PM
and now he craps diarrhea like crazy
JaGeDooby
03-07-2006, 05:57 PM
for all he can think of
JAGeGodfather
03-07-2006, 05:58 PM
is getting to teh bathroom
JaGeDooby
03-07-2006, 05:59 PM
so he could escape from
JAGeGodfather
03-07-2006, 06:01 PM
hsi lactose intolerancy
JaGeDooby
03-07-2006, 06:05 PM
but then he found out he was actually black so..
JAGeA.I.B.
03-07-2006, 06:46 PM
he became a rapper and dissed G unit cuz
JaGeDooby
03-07-2006, 06:50 PM
and then got a butterfly tatoo on his left cheek
JAGeA.I.B.
03-07-2006, 06:58 PM
and called himself: compton boyE
JAGeGodfather
03-07-2006, 07:43 PM
and he went and raped guys
JaGeDooby
03-07-2006, 08:23 PM
then he made an album
JAGeGodfather
03-07-2006, 08:29 PM
where all he sang abotu was getting raped
JaGeDooby
03-07-2006, 08:31 PM
and new polaroid pictures of
JAGeGodfather
03-07-2006, 09:06 PM
his next victims
Nemesis
03-08-2006, 03:45 PM
that were his relatives, but he really turned out to be a priest
JAGeA.I.B.
03-08-2006, 04:59 PM
who had a dog called
Nemesis
03-08-2006, 06:50 PM
dickweedwienerass
JaGeDooby
03-08-2006, 07:19 PM
that he treated like his own brethen and..
JAGeGodfather
03-08-2006, 07:44 PM
raped him too, since he hasn't gotten any in... ever
Nemesis
03-08-2006, 08:22 PM
but doesn't even bother trying cuz he is a fat ugly shit head that eats
JAGeGodfather
03-08-2006, 08:24 PM
ur mom (ohhh what now!) and then he
Nemesis
03-08-2006, 10:19 PM
sucks your dad off{lol.ThATS NOW}and is now called a cum guzzling thunder cunt
JAGeGodfather
03-08-2006, 10:22 PM
but then he found out it was purple, so he kept on going, because he knew purple didn't mind (lol no offense dude, just have to get u back)
BloodBath
03-09-2006, 07:46 AM
so he decided to get on his computer and surf for some amazing...
Nemesis
03-09-2006, 09:01 AM
pretzels and body chocolate(ITS ALL GOOD)
JAGeGodfather
03-09-2006, 09:45 AM
so he can eat them all over himself
Nemesis
03-09-2006, 10:16 AM
and still feel sexy
JAGeKimpel
03-09-2006, 11:48 AM
and micheal jackson came that night and
Nemesis
03-09-2006, 02:31 PM
molested all the little children in the town with his 2"....
JAGeGodfather
03-09-2006, 07:11 PM
tootsie roll, since he owned a tootsie roll factory (eh, lame i know)
JAGeYoon
04-07-2006, 09:07 PM
but as he was molesting them, his fake nose suddenly popped off and he screamed and shouted ....
JAGeGodfather
04-07-2006, 11:27 PM
"OMG Lil' Billy is running away! But I was going to give you some Jesus Juice!"
dA`PeaceMaker
05-24-2006, 10:19 PM
but then he said well FU then run away no juice for ju
JAGeGodfather
05-25-2006, 12:11 AM
and then he grabbed little billy and
JAGe_GRudge
05-25-2006, 08:17 AM
you dont wanna know the rest
JAGeGodfather
05-25-2006, 09:19 AM
killed him
JAGe_GRudge
05-25-2006, 09:21 AM
with a knife
JAGe_GRudge
05-31-2006, 09:44 PM
behind a car
JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald
06-20-2006, 07:09 PM
at wendys......
JAGeTYler
06-30-2006, 12:07 AM
with a wendys frosty in his hand
JAGeBizzaro
06-30-2006, 12:43 AM
which he stuck on his love stick..
JAGeReaver
06-30-2006, 01:12 AM
and then he started to...
JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald
07-08-2006, 10:43 AM
scoop out his brains
Munkey
07-08-2006, 10:08 PM
With a pitchfork
JAGeAdam
07-08-2006, 10:54 PM
and then he
JAGeReaver
07-09-2006, 03:01 AM
went to the grocery store to get some...
Zavix
08-09-2006, 09:38 PM
nice juicy...
JAGeAkilla
08-09-2006, 10:21 PM
ass to go bang and
JAGeGodfather
08-10-2006, 12:27 AM
then he found some
JAGeTHYKILLER
08-16-2006, 08:42 AM
big fat ass
JAGeGodfather
08-16-2006, 12:47 PM
that he wanted to use for
JAGeBurningAmbition
08-16-2006, 10:49 PM
a profit so he can buy...
JAGeGodfather
08-16-2006, 11:11 PM
some magazines that had on the cover
JAGeHallow
08-16-2006, 11:54 PM
a pix of boyle naked :O so he can
JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald
08-17-2006, 12:18 AM
masturbate furiously to his picture and then
JAGeGodfather
08-17-2006, 06:19 PM
show everyone on the internet
JAGeBren090
08-17-2006, 06:55 PM
his gaping wide vagina crevace!
O_O!
JAGeGodfather
08-17-2006, 07:05 PM
and then everyone will point and laugh and tell him
Infinity
08-17-2006, 07:07 PM
that godfather is a homosexual
JAGeBren090
08-17-2006, 07:29 PM
and cocks are good shit
JAGeGodfather
08-17-2006, 09:13 PM
and that infinity turned out to be a fibber since he was trying to hide his own homosexuality, so they
JAGeBurningAmbition
08-17-2006, 09:35 PM
had sex together and they all got pregnant
JAGeBren090
08-18-2006, 08:08 PM
And god ate a sandwich
JAGeRiec
08-19-2006, 02:34 AM
but is was bolgana and god doesnt like bolgana
JAGeGodfather
08-19-2006, 03:31 AM
so he threw it back at the sandwich maker dude and
JAGeTHYKILLER
08-19-2006, 10:46 AM
and kicked his ass
JAGeBurningAmbition
08-20-2006, 12:11 PM
then made the sandwich maker dude fuck a donkey
JAGeBren090
08-20-2006, 02:16 PM
Put cocks in the blender, fggt
JAGeBurningAmbition
08-20-2006, 08:25 PM
then they mixed milk and sperm together and...
JAGeGodfather
08-20-2006, 08:38 PM
they put it into a woman, then, 7 months later, you see a demented kid that looks like chuckie
JAGe_GRudge
08-20-2006, 09:33 PM
then they will get killed by there own son and he laughs >-} hahahahahahahaha
JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald
09-21-2006, 06:20 PM
and then god creates the mentally retarded and scarred boy into none other than GEORGE W BUSH
JAGeGodfather
09-21-2006, 06:50 PM
and then we have him for a president and are scarred for the rest of our lives b/c of his actions
JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald
09-21-2006, 07:55 PM
and then in his term in office he creates something called the apocolypse!
JAGeUsernameinvaled
10-05-2006, 12:14 AM
which only 2 ppl survied and those 2 ppl were
JAGeGodfather
10-05-2006, 10:06 AM
ahnold and........
JAGeUsernameinvaled
10-05-2006, 01:44 PM
george bush...!!!
JAGeMleen
10-07-2006, 12:59 PM
Stupidity!
JaGe Lee Harvey Oswald
10-07-2006, 03:52 PM
vagina secrating madman...
JAGeGodfather
10-07-2006, 03:54 PM
wow Chase, you're obsessed wit secration aren't u?
JAGeKooru
12-02-2006, 05:29 PM
Ahnold and Bush then...
JAGeBish
12-18-2006, 12:33 AM
went to the..
JAGeKooru
12-18-2006, 02:38 AM
memphis airport, hair-care and tire shop to...
JAGeGodfather
12-18-2006, 09:27 AM
get the stuff they needed for...
JAGeRiec
12-21-2006, 12:02 AM
the metalocalypse!
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