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[Zavix]

well these are stupid jokes my old biology teacher told us


a guy wants to impress his friends so he goes to the car dealer and asks for a bitchn' car so the dealer says sure! when hes going home the ars tells him "you drive to slow, youre to fat, go faster, you suck" ha ha ha


a guy goes to the doctor and tells him everywhere he touches hurts he points to his kneee it hurts his heart it hurts his arm it hurts his head it hurts so then his doctor says lemme see your finger and says thats why you have a blister in your finger

[JAGeAdam]

I didnt understand any of that. Maybe im stupid?

[JAGeGunz]

yeh i guess so damm...

[JAGeReaver]

No gunz I think you are step off adam just because he said the truth and I dont get the second one...the first one was funny once I got it lol.. bitch'n car get it started to bitch at the guy get it? lol

[JAGeGunz]

hey hey nobody is on nobody accept you and adam! lmaoo adam comes to im me he gets blocked i have no time for disscussions sorry!

[JAGeAdam]

awww i get it ars = car I thought he ment arse as in ass i was like wtf hax? lol first one is good.

[JAGeSoc]

gunz, whatever grudge you hold against adam is going to get you in trouble. i suggest you not start any more trouble with him

[JAGeParasitism]

lol it not even that funny

[Zavix]

haha least smoene got it............heers another form the joker


a woman goes to the docotr and the doc says "i got bad news and worst news" and she goes "tell me the bad..." and he says "you are going to die in 24 hours...." and she goes beserk saying "what!!??!? omg what can eb worst?!" he replies " i have been trying to contact you since yesterday"...

[JAGeAdam]

that one was funny.

[JAGeBizzaro]

Haha The first and the third ones i get but the Second one completely stumped me.

[JAGeGodfather]

ya, first and 3rd were the good ones. still dont' get the second

[Ace]

blister on finger, so everywhere he touches it hurts